Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
