You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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