Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We left an ass print on the piano.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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