Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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