My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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