If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
did you just send me my own nude
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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