She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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