Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.