Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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