So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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