Dual....:-)
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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