i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is wine microwaveable?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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