: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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