Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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