dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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