is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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