It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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