so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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