hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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