Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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