So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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