these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
