He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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