I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Found the puke drawer
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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