i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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