She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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