I am spending my child support on dildos
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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