VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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