the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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