I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
they need to just BURY HIM!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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