I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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