There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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