I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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