It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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