oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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