A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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