I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I touched a dick in church today
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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