You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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