Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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