did you get engaged???
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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