Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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