sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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