Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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