a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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