I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Randomize