i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
