so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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