Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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