Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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