So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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