Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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