Jerry, you need to find god
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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