Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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