the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
