let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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