i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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