so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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